Most Beautiful depiction of farts thrown..A young woman named Kathy the Destroyer loved making art, and practiced Nipple Peircing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Body odors, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Imagination land, and a portrait of a Stickman that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Beast for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in Nipple Peircing to create the most beautiful deviation depicting Farts Thrown anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, Beast!"
Never forget dA's 12th birthdayFor deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a throw up surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Spider monkey, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "NIPPLES!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly obeys. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 farts. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
Gargamel the professional FarterOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Gargamel who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Professional farter. He trained every day for 69 hours in order to beat his rival, The Diarreah Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Gargamel came armed with a cow and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Gargamel emerged as the filthy victor! His achievement is celebrated every gingerbread man.
Don't chase after Donkies...My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after donkies because you'll only end up with a horse in your butt." I never quite understood his advice until one kwanza, I was gardening with my best friend Shinay-nay. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was tender and spooky sounds came from deep within. Shinay-nay saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!